I saw this on Amber's blog so thought I would give it a go...soooo funny! (type in your name and "needs" in google and see what you get)
Mandy needs little introduction, having established herself as one of the funniest and most frequently pregnant comics in the local area.
Mandy needs a 6 ft fence as she can sail over 4 ft fences.
Mandy needs help. cause she's looking less like a young hottie and more like a fugly librarian.
Mandy needs help in ways I cannot comprehend. (I obvously need A LOT of help! LOL :)
Mandy needs to brush her hair, that "windblown" look is just frizzy and nappy.
So, apparently, I am a frequently pregnant comedian who jumps over fences, needs a lot of help, and looks like a fugly librarian who needs to brush her nappy hair.