{they're creepy and they're kooky}

So we all know that the previous owners of our house were rather kooky for putting carpet in the kitchen. I mean really.

But they were also apparently rather creepy. Or at least their choice of vent covers was.

Our full bathroom has a weird small slit for an air vent, so they had a metal grate covering it that basically just sits on the floor. It wasn't my style but I was OK with it. Kind of shabby chic in an ornate kind of way. Or so I thought.

One day about a month after we moved in I was doing my business and looked at it a little closer...


Still don't see it? Let me zoom in for you...



There are scary dog/horse heads on it!!!! Seriously...whatever possessed them to buy this? Did they not see them at first either? Or were they all goth in disguise?

I was going to spray paint the sucker white to blend in with the wainscoting until I spotted the horse heads of death. Now I'm on the hunt for a new vent cover. That thing haunts my dreams.